TRITA

RITA READS

Well here we are at the close of another summer, Summerfest is this weekend and We Are Family is next Sunday. I'll be at both events with my ears on.

My/my we were busy this past month, weren't we? I hear Cleveland has the world's only leather and feathers club, THE CLIFTONETT'S, they had a little party for a couple of hundred friends at A Man's World last month. They held their first election of officers....but so far has only elected The First Lady... Richard H.

Butchy had a small but tastful orgy for 8 the other nite after the Nanny closed.

Happy Birthday to George....I owe you a Manhatten but you sure didn't need it the other day, and a birth/ day greeting to David, Mother's shadow and belated anniversary greet ing to Bernie and Ray. After 26 yrs and still faithful? Best wishes to Tom at the 0.P. also.

Paul video tapes Keys Toga Party and he adds Porno commercials to make it a complete show.

Joe and Tom are off again, and Dick and George got custody of one of the Kids?

It's official !! Chevy Bob mis/ carried. Now we'll never know who the father was.

Sleeze ard Mike were barred from a new bar before it even opened. Our Editor fell into a hole in a cornfield,?, ?and broke his foot.

We hear G,B. Wilson is a hustler on the bowling machine at the Toma/ hawk.

Went antique hunting on Lorain the other day and found a marvelous Art Deco Dining Room set and Cobb's Corner. If you want some great deals stop and see Ann and Mike.

There is someone new on the scene that I understand is fast becoming the terror of Cleveland. Her name is Miss Gulch and she has two demonic Twins known only as the Slut Sisters. Beware that theirtongues are more dangerous that their bites.

What's this about Peaches having her sclothes torn off at A Man's World? Darling.....I didn't know that they allowed sopranos in that

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butch bar.

Mark D. I warned you that when you start reading the stars on stage/ be sure you remember that they look like the next time you see them. Most of them are like elephants and never forget as I'm sure you've already found out.

The 620 is giving away door prizes every Friday night with drawings at midnight and one am. Host of the drawings is nown other than Dirty Paul, Nellie Raunch's brother.

Watch next month for my new feat/ ure called Tushe Touchings, an in depth review of the various nature calling rooms in and around town. Til then.....see you at the picnic. LOVE RITA.

....STOP THE PRESSES....

Cal and Drew just opened the North/ Coast Gallery in the Lincoln Bldg. DownTown. It's a very nice gift shoppe.

TOMAHAWK GRAND OPENING

It was a lucky Friday the 13th for the many patrons who attended the grand opening of the Tomahawk Bar, 11217 Detroit Ave., Cleveland. The new bar's owner, Wanetta, provided her many customers with food while Brad and Terry served up the firewater. The Tomahawk Bar is now open seven days a week from 1pm to 2:30am, with food served on Fridays and Saturdays from 4 to 8pm. A bowling machine league is now being organized with a banquet to follow. Best wishes and good luck to Wanetta and the Tomahawk Bar.

THIS SATURDAY

SEPT. 4TH 11PM

LABOR DAY WEEKEND

SUMMERFEST

GATES OPEN 4 PM

* FOOD

*GAMES

*BEER BY THE STALLIONS

* FLEA MARKET

MUD WRESTLING 10 PM

Who Will Be

"MESS AMERICA"???

DIVINE SHOW 11 PM

$4.00 COVER

LIVE

AND IN PERSON

DIVIRE

STAR OF PINK FLAMIGOS & POLYESTER

OUTDOORS NEXT TO

EXEDRA 1762 EAST 18th 621-8414

CLEVELAND